I just keep up with what's going on really

It keeps my brain moving

C o r n

my job consists of a lot of downtime, so I just pop in here and look around the internet at random stuff like that

Lmao

it consists of the downtime

and since I'm on a computer, it still looks like I'm working

I had no idea how addicted to coffee I am.

How sad

I thought I'd skip today until I caved.

Imagine going to a mindless job

do you work in government by any chance

By choice 😂

you will get a headache if you dont drink it

oh it's not mindless

it just has a lot of downtime

I have always loved my job.

Job for someone with mental downtime

Says the guy with a cup for a head.

BOOM

No wonder you’re on a discord with this damn hat

I just have a window open on one monitor that shows network alerts and another monitor with random bullshit

like this

lol

Checks out.

certainly is a lot of random bullshit

if something pops up on the other monitor, I have to see what's going on, but that rarely happens

if it does, it's usually some idiot that failed to put in the right password too many times

There are genuine excuses for being on Discord at work.

https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/compiling.png

this ^^^

oh nothing boss just running another scan

it'll be done in a half hour

In my case it’s “cooking” but same difference.

nobody else knows what all goes into doing my job here so it's not like they could challenge me on my claims

the second I start trying to explain it to them they get all glazy eyed

Small fishbowl types

Explains the politic fascination

small fishbowl types?

gotta love dem slow compilers

what's that