this ^^^

oh nothing boss just running another scan

it'll be done in a half hour

In my case it’s “cooking” but same difference.

nobody else knows what all goes into doing my job here so it's not like they could challenge me on my claims

the second I start trying to explain it to them they get all glazy eyed

Small fishbowl types

Explains the politic fascination

small fishbowl types?

gotta love dem slow compilers

what's that

I don't write code, I'm a Network Security Admin

I just stare at shit and fix something

if it breaks

MEANWHILE IN HUNGARYA

Poverty is wild

poverty breeds innovation

Poor logic

Non absolute poverty yes

@EndangeredProdigy congrats on the optimism news from aussieland. seems the best outcome for all beyond the fact that you can't vaccinate people against certain kinds of stupid

@EndangeredProdigy Are you good with Wireshark?

@Undead Mockingbird https://i.imgur.com/PzPf4uf.png

our software is like Wireshark, but proprietary @Undead Mockingbird

i get what you mean by your work consisting of downtime now

Lovely.

yeah they wanna make sure everything that they use they can control

so they get the devs to create the shit

and then they hand it to me

Why would you choose to work for someone?

The "not invented here syndrome" is typical, but even big companies use plain wireshark for a lot of network debugging.

Lol these meme kids crack me up

I choose to work for someone so that I can get enough experience to open my own firm

and money

money is nice

I have tried to get them to use wireshark but they are paranoid

@Undead Mockingbird

because, once again, they don't understand tech

Poor countries gross

Oh, okay. So even if you propose wireshark I'm probably not missing much.

I mean the stuff they made is usable at least