Message from @George Carlin's Ghost

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2019-02-12 02:36:42 UTC  

female comedians are almost always bad

2019-02-12 02:36:44 UTC  

the lesbian lady who just whined about her neuroses for an hour

2019-02-12 02:36:50 UTC  

"comedy"

2019-02-12 02:36:53 UTC  

because they never try anything new

2019-02-12 02:37:01 UTC  

it's always "moy vageynaaa

2019-02-12 02:37:05 UTC  

@EndangeredProdigy women did not evolve to be funny unlike men

2019-02-12 02:37:06 UTC  

Oh yeah, those same people I mentioned earlier who are still posting violent fantasies about Nick Sandmann

2019-02-12 02:37:11 UTC  

she said it was her retirement from comedy
how can you retire from something you were never in

2019-02-12 02:37:12 UTC  

they fucking LOVE Hannah Gadsby

2019-02-12 02:37:26 UTC  

yo heard yall were talking shit about Amy Schumer. What gives?

2019-02-12 02:37:28 UTC  

lmao

2019-02-12 02:37:47 UTC  

I'd love to see the accounts of these people @yearspastmatter youre talking about

2019-02-12 02:37:48 UTC  

Amy Schumer stole from Patrice Oneal (jokes)

2019-02-12 02:37:52 UTC  

they sound like a bundle of laughs

2019-02-12 02:38:06 UTC  

Amy Schumer stole from a lot of different people

2019-02-12 02:38:17 UTC  

Anyone watching Trump's rally, what were the idiots chanting?

2019-02-12 02:38:18 UTC  

but from a dead guy, c'mon

2019-02-12 02:38:20 UTC  

just kidding. never been in this chat before how are yall?

2019-02-12 02:38:21 UTC  

it's great that she's irrelevant now

2019-02-12 02:38:22 UTC  

Amy Schumer stole most of her material, and just made it worse

2019-02-12 02:38:22 UTC  

I want to donate for Tim's hair plugs.

2019-02-12 02:38:28 UTC  

same

2019-02-12 02:38:31 UTC  

didn't she steal from at least 11 different comedians?

2019-02-12 02:38:35 UTC  

Tim should just go full Rogan

2019-02-12 02:38:41 UTC  

agreed

2019-02-12 02:38:44 UTC  

Donald Trump Super Star!

2019-02-12 02:38:49 UTC  

roid up and shave it all off

2019-02-12 02:38:50 UTC  

Shaving your head feels so fucking good

2019-02-12 02:39:03 UTC  

One of them is my former friend (a fat self-professed asexual white woman with a rainbow-dyed afro)'s gay dad, who's a chef and a microbiology professor

2019-02-12 02:39:08 UTC  

just for example

2019-02-12 02:39:10 UTC  

@EndangeredProdigy actually donation for hair transplant would work but bold Tim would be hilariously derious looking

2019-02-12 02:39:12 UTC  

wow

2019-02-12 02:39:15 UTC  

Like stefan molyneux

2019-02-12 02:39:16 UTC  

Trump can't talk for all that noise in his Rally

2019-02-12 02:39:16 UTC  

thats
every cliche

2019-02-12 02:39:27 UTC  

@mikeflarkin God made a few perfect heads. The rest he put hair on.

2019-02-12 02:39:30 UTC  

@Stefan Payne did you hear what the people were chanting?

2019-02-12 02:39:35 UTC  

Tim is already basically bald, so there's no reason for him not to just shave what's left off @Kali Yuga

2019-02-12 02:39:42 UTC  

nope

2019-02-12 02:39:44 UTC  

I think they usually chant "USA!"

2019-02-12 02:39:48 UTC  

@CasualSailor tell that to my weird ass birthmark on the back of my head lol