If women were held to the same standards, I think MeToo would end overnight.

I read one where a woman claimed that a doctor performing a mammogram groped her. Dead serious.

Yes, heard that.

"This guy giving my a massage touched my fucking back"

Why is there a person whose name is like 20 turd pancakes?

Because you can't count

It's more like 13 stacks and 39 altogether

cause reasons

Probably the back massage that caused the diarrhea on those pancakes

Wait those are pancakes

Yep

*explosive diarrhea

I thought that was a starfish or something

...

@mikeflarkinyoure fucked

Fuck I'm high

Explosive diarrea can taste like a pancake if you get drunk enough

Gaylaska starfish

Probably

You can't tell you you don't see the starfish though

@🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞 just an inch away from death sure

Anything can be a pancake if you're drunk enough

I never been drunk in my life

I've never eaten turd pancakes in my life

@🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞 being truly drunk is like being in a prison

I can honestly say I've never shat a whole pancake.

And I've never confused pancakes for starfish

I have confused star cakes for panfish

Probably hallucinations from the explosive diarrhea

Oml panfish

I thought it was a starfish on the beach or something

DiD YoU JuST AsSUmE MY sPeCiES

Nah

https://youtu.be/vmL72sgVdAQ

I got banned from Facebook for trolling retarded homos

Literally

Not species, probably more like class

They were debating how pan isn't bi because "MoRE ThAN tWo GeNDeRs

I need to get banned from another flat earth group

Oh that's fun

Trolling those is too fun