@mikeflarkinyoure fucked

Fuck I'm high

Explosive diarrea can taste like a pancake if you get drunk enough

Gaylaska starfish

Probably

You can't tell you you don't see the starfish though

@🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞 just an inch away from death sure

Anything can be a pancake if you're drunk enough

I never been drunk in my life

I've never eaten turd pancakes in my life

@🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞 being truly drunk is like being in a prison

I can honestly say I've never shat a whole pancake.

And I've never confused pancakes for starfish

I have confused star cakes for panfish

Probably hallucinations from the explosive diarrhea

Oml panfish

I thought it was a starfish on the beach or something

DiD YoU JuST AsSUmE MY sPeCiES

Nah

https://youtu.be/vmL72sgVdAQ

I got banned from Facebook for trolling retarded homos

Literally

Not species, probably more like class

They were debating how pan isn't bi because "MoRE ThAN tWo GeNDeRs

I need to get banned from another flat earth group

Oh that's fun

Trolling those is too fun

Aren't starfish asexual?

Yup

So you can't even be a hetero starfish, let alone bi, or "pan"

And who came up with that term? Is it from the Pagan goat boy?

You can be a frying pan starfish if someone is crafty enough

If you're pansexual, does that mean you fuck goats

Why not just identify as a moslum

only if it's a furry.

And does that mean before Christianity, pagans were fucking goats

And they thought they'd make goat-people

idk, but y r u seemingly occupied with fucking goats?

How fucked is that that someone had to intervene on the goat's behalf

We already had goat people moron

Woah