Message from @Undead Mockingbird

Discord ID: 545844941704658944


2019-02-15 05:49:07 UTC  

Yeah

2019-02-15 05:49:16 UTC  

I'm out lol

2019-02-15 05:49:20 UTC  

Shit is too fucked up

2019-02-15 05:49:48 UTC  

I can't find it, but there were some really weird ads for Celine Dion's clothes line

2019-02-15 05:49:57 UTC  

Like that were creepy as fuck

2019-02-15 05:50:06 UTC  

Pizza related objects

2019-02-15 05:50:40 UTC  

Not watching

2019-02-15 05:50:44 UTC  

Summarize

2019-02-15 05:50:47 UTC  

MeToo is retarded.

2019-02-15 05:51:05 UTC  

Everybody is accusing guys for sexual assault now.

The only good metoo is a mewtwo

2019-02-15 05:51:19 UTC  

Completely innocent things, like putting hands on someone's shoulders.

2019-02-15 05:51:41 UTC  

If women were held to the same standards, I think MeToo would end overnight.

2019-02-15 05:51:53 UTC  

I read one where a woman claimed that a doctor performing a mammogram groped her. Dead serious.

2019-02-15 05:52:05 UTC  

Yes, heard that.

"This guy giving my a massage touched my fucking back"

2019-02-15 05:52:32 UTC  

Why is there a person whose name is like 20 turd pancakes?

Because you can't count

It's more like 13 stacks and 39 altogether

2019-02-15 05:52:55 UTC  

cause reasons

2019-02-15 05:53:06 UTC  

Probably the back massage that caused the diarrhea on those pancakes

2019-02-15 05:53:10 UTC  

Wait those are pancakes

2019-02-15 05:53:15 UTC  

*explosive diarrhea

2019-02-15 05:53:20 UTC  

I thought that was a starfish or something

2019-02-15 05:53:26 UTC  

...

2019-02-15 05:53:29 UTC  

@mikeflarkinyoure fucked

2019-02-15 05:53:29 UTC  

Fuck I'm high

Explosive diarrea can taste like a pancake if you get drunk enough

2019-02-15 05:53:44 UTC  

Gaylaska starfish

Probably

2019-02-15 05:53:56 UTC  

You can't tell you you don't see the starfish though

2019-02-15 05:54:00 UTC  

@🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞 just an inch away from death sure

2019-02-15 05:54:03 UTC  

Anything can be a pancake if you're drunk enough

I never been drunk in my life

2019-02-15 05:54:20 UTC  

I've never eaten turd pancakes in my life

2019-02-15 05:54:26 UTC  

@🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞🥞 being truly drunk is like being in a prison

2019-02-15 05:54:36 UTC  

I can honestly say I've never shat a whole pancake.

2019-02-15 05:54:39 UTC  

And I've never confused pancakes for starfish

2019-02-15 05:54:54 UTC  

I have confused star cakes for panfish