>be the substitute teacher
>class full of yelling monsters
>decide to calm them down with a patriotic speech , hook up the laptop to the speakers, put on the national anthem
>nigger want to keep playing his phone so he starts yelling about racism
>put him in detention
>...the county hasn't seen such a violent display of bigotry. Now back to the main studio, Caroline?

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big rip

Is there no better version than a retarded phone screenshot?

yeah i dont know why that happened it wasn't like that when i saved it and i'm also not on my phone

https://www.foxnews.com/world/australian-pilots-spells-out-im-bored-during-test-flight

@kontroll

fug can't put images in chat

rip

need to be level 10

!rank

!rank

https://pp.userapi.com/c847124/v847124205/1a5802/DaOkthkW9Ps.jpg

found it in 8k

!wank

Man... being non-rhotic is a challenge sometimes. I can't get my level to display. 😦

http://nolandc.com/sandbox/fractals/?x=409&y=568&l=4&d=7&sa=0&a=90&s=A&r=A,A-A-B,B,+AAA+A+A-,AA,-B-AA--

I sometimes wish I had been born a girl.

Today, especially. Being gassy as all hell. I would be very useful in a braap barn, but nobody would have me in my current state.

@Timcast if you're looking for potential channel ideas since you're expanding, do one about europe + world :P
I mean fuck i could use good eu news source.

That's illegal

Technocrats can't have that

!rank

Shower thought - portal 2 wouldn't have been critically acclaimed if it was released today due to the "promotion of toxic alt-right ideas that if a centralized system is built with a single agent making all of the decisions, having that agent know what the fuck he is doing is preferred, even if it means that this agent is irreplaceable"

i really wonder why no journo picked up on this yet

Yes, but you were told what to do by a computer

That's very SJW.

by a moron computer with a thick accent

and then by a female computer

that's true

i wonder how valve will react if someone writes about this

and i really wonder if political disagreements are the reason why we don't have portal\hl merging grand finale

like, no matter how you spin it, it really is in the valves best interests to not make single player games anymore

no matter what they do, they'd upset people who make money for them

diehard fans, who do the promotions for them, the journos, the twatter hacks, the investors

one or more of these groups will get REALLY upset if their demands won't be met

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKBl98m8-AI