STOP IT PROSTAGMA

THIS IS CAUSING ME ACTUAL PHYSICAL PAIN

AAAHHHHHHHHH

I JUST WANNA WATCH FILM AND DO WORK STOP THISSSSSSS

BEGONE DEMON!!!

Then a few hours later breaks your back door down and raw dogs your asshole.

Try this:
```css
35000 computers in a company
70% on W10
AD and SCCM servers are shit
1803 update comes
.1% chance update will end in bluescreen
.3% chance compter after update will be slower
AD console gets removed during update
Company is full of tech illiterate boomers
>be helpdesk```

Alexa play tech noir by gunship

and i emptied out that folder i don't use often

IT'S STILL GOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

At this rate the food I ordered will get here before I can put a fuckin film on

@coattailsandbowties it's going to be stuck at 4% for about a week

at 30% it will restart

It's ok it's got to 9% @Deleted User

My food's gonna be like half an hour 😭 😭

I'm hungry damnit

I'm gonna make spaghetti tonight

Eat your cat

I need to do a meal plan but I have no food in the house and cba to cook tonight

Also ALL MY FUCKING HOUSEMATES KEEP USING MY SHIT AND NOT WASHING IT UP AAAAAAAAAAAA

welcome to staying with people

Found one of my nice knives in the sink last night in a puddle of skanly food-water, I try to take proper care of my damn knives BUT NOOOOOO

@coattailsandbowties thats not Keto

weird

I use windows 10

no updates for me

@coattailsandbowties how many times have you been told to take your shit to your room?

I WAS GONE ALL WEEKEND PRAY TELL WHEN WOULD I HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO MOVE MY THINGS WHEN I'M ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE COUNTRY YOU GODDAMN GINGER TWINK

Well shit. It's not like I know where you are at all times...

or does he?

I am gonna start keeping my cutlery/knives in my room because they keep being used and it's really pissing me off at this point