don't forget beetle infested rock bread

no, 9/10 they just hop on board and take the booty cuz none wanna fuck with pirates

pirates were basically a group of murder hobos in a big wooden box taking shit from niggas and if you fight back they rape you

don't watch the league finals

watch bronze game replays

much more entertaining

bronze V replays my boi

*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
yup, that's me. you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.

it's litterally just this. you gay @Kek󠂪 󠂪󠂪 󠂪󠂪 󠂪󠂪

@Gale I can get down for that

tfw all frontpage ''technology'' videos on yt are talking about how shit apple is lmao

which niggas remember this
https://dan-ball.jp/en/javagame/dust/

F my nigga

all of the big sites were blocked so we would find stuff that they hadn't blocked

found kongregate like that

good shit

kongregate is pretty good what shitty flash games is concerned

and it doesnt have game in the titel

title*

so they didn't know of it

I'm not even american

@Octavia

fuuuck, I'm not getting my money for 3 days worth of work until next thursday

I've already wasted my entire childhood savings account

I need moneys

I don't have anything

only shit like 2 good speakers n shit but those aren't going anywhere

I used to have 1.6k in savings account

think it's just 50 now

I worked for 2 days in a warehouse shithole but I get payed out for 3 days due to good timing

I worked wednesday and friday but thursday was a holiday so I got payed leave lol

they told me I could sign contracts for those 2 days and all of next week

but after friday I just quit

fuuuuuuuck that shit

I've never felt so dead inside than doing that job

no joke

ye man

it was a temp contract anyways

they wanted me for 7 days

I quit after 2

I'm just gonna apply directly to all my local grocery stores

I don't mind doing cashier work or smtn

but fucking hell that warehouse job

my job was basicaly to go through a shitload of boxes, check if the code matches the code on the list, then check how many components were in each bag, then note down wether it was one or more

I'm not fit for physical work

and I was standing hunched over

for 8 hours

my back fucking hurt like shit

I felt like goddamn quasimodo

table was too high

I checked 594 boxes the first day

859 boxes the second day

I finished the list, went to hand it in

it was on a clipboard

84 pages of it

finished that

finished an entire wall of boxes

actually felt kinda proud of that one

handed in the papers

''oh here's the next 35 pages''

so I go back

I mean it sucks but ok we carry on

45 more minutes till end

even though I hurried on the last boxes

I sit down for just a second

manager yells at me for taking a 1 minute break

never felt like what I didn't matter to such an extent

went to the jobs office to say I quit the job

they told me they gave a notice I worked too slow and were looking for someone else

I did more than 2 boxes a minute

for 7 hours

and even better

when I started, I asked what tempo I should strive for.

I litterally asked them this

and they responded oh it doesnt matter just do things

lol

thing was, when they told me the job description over the phone I thought they said something about entering details on a computer

that was the description they gave me I thought

turned out that wasn't the case

thought I'd just missheard

carried on anyways

but when I checked my mail

turns out they really did say that

on the bright side though I've never been so happy to go outside and see the sky again

that job felt like my african village experience

where rich white people go on a trip to experience the poor life so they can appreciate the things they have

the 'oh we're so privileged not having to stroll for a well for water' kind of deal

@Deleted User I see freddy fish

play that

@Capitalist Space Bats what did you just say

what did you just fucking say

how dare you say that to me

kinda

think it's the same devs

why

also

why are there so many rule 63 loli drawings of freddy fucking fish

who fucking makes these

I litterally just googled freddy fish nigga