@coattailsandbowties HA GET SHIT ON

Beds are for faggots

My pc is like 6 feet away and it's cold if I don't have this blanket

@coattailsandbowties I guess you got a dick up your ass then.

this is what microsoft is calling "Software as a service"

you don't have an OS

you have service

it's in W10 ToS

@Prostagma I have never seen anything truer and it is beautiful and devastating

That isn't a thing _yet_

Linux Master Race

@Prostagma this hurts me more than it should.

@deldrin Just some mean DRM shit which is completely uninforcable

Unfortuanly, when I shut of my pc it updates anyway.

STOP IT PROSTAGMA

THIS IS CAUSING ME ACTUAL PHYSICAL PAIN

AAAHHHHHHHHH

I JUST WANNA WATCH FILM AND DO WORK STOP THISSSSSSS

BEGONE DEMON!!!

Then a few hours later breaks your back door down and raw dogs your asshole.

Try this:
```css
35000 computers in a company
70% on W10
AD and SCCM servers are shit
1803 update comes
.1% chance update will end in bluescreen
.3% chance compter after update will be slower
AD console gets removed during update
Company is full of tech illiterate boomers
>be helpdesk```

Alexa play tech noir by gunship

and i emptied out that folder i don't use often

IT'S STILL GOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

At this rate the food I ordered will get here before I can put a fuckin film on

@coattailsandbowties it's going to be stuck at 4% for about a week

at 30% it will restart

It's ok it's got to 9% @Deleted User