You're all sub human thots

@Dino Yesn't u

Whities

Its when cow takes out his anger on us

@Cow You're an angry drunk, but we love you

Beds are for faggots

Buuuuull

Craw only worships darkies

You were right the first time craw, you're a lesser being

Brian Blessed for prime minister

What a glorious thing to wake up to, nuclear catastrophes and whitey sperging

Do you expect any less from a generic weeb?

I didn't even want to wake up this early, its my fuckin day off

This thot really likes 15 year olds

Out of all the numbers, you choose 15

Totally worth the money right there

MUH PICTCHUR MOOOOVES

*B R U H*

Manspread harder than her, she's challenging your masculinity @sweatercowsandsass

Pretty ghey tbh

Record it so I can jerk it to his snoring later

And here I was about to give you some strepsils

Heathen.

I've got lockets.

I've got some fuckin generic brand menthol sweets

Culture? You?

My sides.

Jakemans, that's what I've got to tide the cold over on

Like, six packs

Asked the boyfriend to get me some strepsils

"Oooo, but they're four quid a packet"

I wanted strepsils ffs

Sleep is gay

I have to sleep next to a boy, I'm not drunk enough for such faggotry yet

@sweatercowsandsass Depends, am I in trouble?

@sweatercowsandsass Then yes

I get that a lot tbh

I've been here like, since before the first time the server got yeeted, nobody knows me

I am of the homoerotic persuasion, yes @sweatercowsandsass

Some girls are kinda hot though

Confuses my pp

Soup is pretty hot

I'm sticking by soup, he's the only one that might recognize me

I am very active

I just lurk like a cunt while at work

By the time I'm home, too sleepy to chat

Use a belt

It's inanimate, it can't betray you

What if I like the crushing of the windpipe?

Kys

That's exactly what a thirsty boi would say

Who's doing what now?

My sleep pattern is utterley fucked

Some weird thing where you go to bed at the same time or something

Christmas and new year just ruins my schedule, I've been going to bed at 8am for the past week

Yeah, I find women more attractive than men now.

Sleep deprivation makes me straight apparently.

You can't travel with a tower? Do they not have bags where you're from?

Go to the gym, weakling.

Get a better job

Simple solution

People who know that gaming laptops are a waste of money

You're paying a stupid tax for sub-par components that fit in a box maybe 1/5th the size of a tower

This sounds like a heart attack waiting to happen, tell me more

Good job Yeet

What even is the difference between a burger and a slider?

I don't indulge in food, I just yeet shit into an oven so the nomenclature isn't something I've bothered with

Jesus Christ, open chat for one second and end up with terminal brain cancer

@asda smart price If it gets me away from 9gag level shitposting, I welcome death

They made Ciri white, threw in an Arab and a black girl, then it got cancelled from what I remember @zalfir

@Dino I was, I got demoted over Christmas/New Year for not being on

Got a new job, my hours changed so yeah, my activity plummeted

Then, unlike you degenerate bois, I had a real life to attend to over Christmas

@RatKing True, she was dead at the time.

@zalfir Good job, there was a solid six days I had no access to discord

I'm sure there's an Asian in there somewhere

They got shit for making Ciri black, reverted her back to white, then shoehorned minorities in to make up for losing Ciri to the pesky alt-right

@󠀀󠀀AK Black Asian and Minority Ethnic equates to Polish? Hwat?

They were specifically looking to hire someone who wasn't white

@󠀀󠀀AK Polish isn't a ethnic minority, they're all white

It's the thing you're attracted to, right?

Or is that race?

@AllTheFunnyNamesWereTaken We rejoice

I'm merely violently bisexual, I'm immune

I've been trying to sleep since 1

Isnae for happening

I could get out of bed and get a packet of McCoys

But effort

Egg in a cup

Is the yeet from a high ledge?

I'm going through a pretty great caffeine withdrawal right now

@Hatter Oh fuck aye

I probably look like I've escaped a methadone clinic

Anything beyond medium rare should be a criminal offense

I only eat haram steak

Your pan looks like the fucking catch pan I use at work @The Last MethBender

It makes it moo louder when you cut into it

Gives it sustenance