@Semen Demon your girl dont love you if she dont rape you in your sleep

Need*

it's not rape if they're asleep, tequila

that's rule 1

@tequila I just have to hope that the Maori gangs keep QLD safe from the Somalis

My girl's ridden me as I slept.

Odd

Best thing to wake up to.

brisbane is the best part of australia don't @ me

Make every second last or it might get snatched away some day @Tea

@Pirate "i have a gang of somalis"
"We have a wog"

@Pirate Persians do a better job

"we have boomerangs"

@Todd nah, it won't. We're stable and open about everything.

Not in that way

Maoris arent wogs though

"We have an islander"

Wogs rofl.

Wogs are vicious but

"we have a homeless aboriginal woman who sits on the street and yells at nothing"

Like terriers

they are fucken dumb

Maoris are all good

Maoris are a mixed bag

Yes

from my experience they're very funny people

Thats true

in a good way, of course

very relaxed at times too

Like theyr are big and stupid but behave themselves but the ones that dont are fucking shit

Always get drunk and gang up on like one dude

pants down and everything

they're generally nice people to have as friends in my experience, you seem to have had some bad experiences

I was that one dude

Maoris are great when they're chill and terrifying when they're angry, and many of them cant hold their booze

I'm away to meet the misses anyways.

See you gimps later.

see ya fam

Good luck dude @Tea

hope you get a girl

so you can name her chad