I'd do anything for her.

*i wouldn't know*

Thats the way it should be @Tea

She's my rock. I'm a Stoic guy, but she brings the emotion out of me.

Be there at any and all times for her

Lmao my australian niggas

wagwan

She makes me laugh. She's been there since day one.

>there are no somali gang problems in melbourne! Youre a racist! Melbourne loves its refugees!

And she gives best morning sex. Yesterday I woke up to it.

did you give her consent beforehand though?

Pfft she doesn't my consent. She wants cock she's getting cock.

@Semen Demon your girl dont love you if she dont rape you in your sleep

Need*

it's not rape if they're asleep, tequila

that's rule 1

@tequila I just have to hope that the Maori gangs keep QLD safe from the Somalis

My girl's ridden me as I slept.

Odd

Best thing to wake up to.

brisbane is the best part of australia don't @ me

Make every second last or it might get snatched away some day @Tea

@Pirate "i have a gang of somalis"
"We have a wog"

@Pirate Persians do a better job

"we have boomerangs"

@Todd nah, it won't. We're stable and open about everything.

Not in that way

Maoris arent wogs though

"We have an islander"

Wogs rofl.

Wogs are vicious but

"we have a homeless aboriginal woman who sits on the street and yells at nothing"

Like terriers

they are fucken dumb

Maoris are all good

Maoris are a mixed bag

Yes

from my experience they're very funny people

Thats true

in a good way, of course