Message from @Tea
Discord ID: 510393973899264000
lucky man
Gimp.
If your partner isn’t one of your best friends you’re doing it wrong
Having your best freind as your partner is honestly the best
It is the best.
Taken from experience
I'd do anything for her.
*i wouldn't know*
She's my rock. I'm a Stoic guy, but she brings the emotion out of me.
Be there at any and all times for her
Lmao my australian niggas
wagwan
She makes me laugh. She's been there since day one.
>there are no somali gang problems in melbourne! Youre a racist! Melbourne loves its refugees!
And she gives best morning sex. Yesterday I woke up to it.
did you give her consent beforehand though?
Pfft she doesn't my consent. She wants cock she's getting cock.
@Semen Demon your girl dont love you if she dont rape you in your sleep
it's not rape if they're asleep, tequila
that's rule 1
@tequila I just have to hope that the Maori gangs keep QLD safe from the Somalis
My girl's ridden me as I slept.
Odd
Best thing to wake up to.
brisbane is the best part of australia don't @ me
@Pirate Persians do a better job
"we have boomerangs"
Not in that way
Maoris arent wogs though
"We have an islander"
Wogs rofl.
Wogs are vicious but
"we have a homeless aboriginal woman who sits on the street and yells at nothing"
Like terriers
they are fucken dumb