at least if she's not pregnant you get to have unprotected sex again

You seem to deserve it

Thanks man. I appreciate it.

Nothing better than a solid relationship.

She's my best friend too.

You’ll be alright.

so friends with benefits, and a child

No she's not friend with benefits.

She's my partner.

There's a difference.

yeah my joke kind of didn't land there, soz

lucky man

Gimp.

If your partner isn’t one of your best friends you’re doing it wrong

Having your best freind as your partner is honestly the best

It is the best.

Taken from experience

I'd do anything for her.

*i wouldn't know*

Thats the way it should be @Tea

She's my rock. I'm a Stoic guy, but she brings the emotion out of me.

Be there at any and all times for her

Lmao my australian niggas

wagwan

She makes me laugh. She's been there since day one.

>there are no somali gang problems in melbourne! Youre a racist! Melbourne loves its refugees!

And she gives best morning sex. Yesterday I woke up to it.

did you give her consent beforehand though?

Pfft she doesn't my consent. She wants cock she's getting cock.

@Semen Demon your girl dont love you if she dont rape you in your sleep

Need*

it's not rape if they're asleep, tequila

that's rule 1

@tequila I just have to hope that the Maori gangs keep QLD safe from the Somalis

My girl's ridden me as I slept.

Odd

Best thing to wake up to.

brisbane is the best part of australia don't @ me

Make every second last or it might get snatched away some day @Tea

@Pirate "i have a gang of somalis"
"We have a wog"