@BAMPOT dumb sluts will confuse your accent with all the other ones from over there but yes you will get your dick wet

well time to go on a shagging tour across the USA

Don't

your dick will turn black

Not the african american black

Just

Black

Tip: don’t say shagging in America it sounds retarded

would the pickup line "you want a taste of my spicy haggis" work

Always

no

Do you want some battered sausage, hen?

^

I haven't had battered sausage in years.

I can't have it anymore. 😦

gluten?

I thought cow gave you some last week @coattailsandbowties

Aye.

@Deleted User get your mind out of the gutter

you got caeliacs

There's probs a way you could make it yourself? it'd probs be healthier too 😂

I made my first anti-fan, it fills me with glee

cant be only one hearing this while browsing mutt memes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1siPgAVOAtU

you can bake batter/breadcrumb coatings and such, way healthier than frying

Sausages have gluten in them.

Just buy gluten free sausage

Battered sausage giving out free samples.

you can get gluyen free ones out of lidls

Is battered sausage a Scottish thing? I've never heard of it.

they are actually better cause they have more pork in them

They do have more pork.

@Matthew Deep Fried Sosig

gluten free sausages are actually no lie pretty tasty

yeh i always get them

Closest thing americans have is corn dogs lol

“gluten free” “tasty”

I went to a famous chippy who occasionally have gluten-free days. Drove for miles to get there. Their sausages weren't gluten-free. 😒

even though i can eat gluten

boooooo

Bratwurst - gluten free, all meat. Battered saveloys are tasty tho.