Message from @Lyra

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2018-11-13 13:22:25 UTC  

@Bonk all the proof I need

2018-11-13 13:22:25 UTC  

Using electrostimulation to stimulate the muscles of the abdomen in men, simulating the contractions of the uterus in childbirth. @AstroTorch

2018-11-13 13:22:34 UTC  

It's actually been done.

2018-11-13 13:22:36 UTC  

What

2018-11-13 13:22:39 UTC  

That's still very subjective

2018-11-13 13:22:39 UTC  

That's not a valid test.

2018-11-13 13:22:39 UTC  

they'res no way they didn't need to do a c section

2018-11-13 13:22:41 UTC  

What

2018-11-13 13:22:54 UTC  

How is that even remotely analogous

2018-11-13 13:22:58 UTC  

jeez guys male and female bodies are identicle

2018-11-13 13:23:02 UTC  

rofl

2018-11-13 13:23:11 UTC  

As someone who has actually had testicular torsion multiple times, I agree with science man. The pain is fucking crippling.

2018-11-13 13:23:27 UTC  

Here get electrocuted for a bit it's what childbirth is like

2018-11-13 13:23:45 UTC  

Pissing contest with females on who has it worse.

2018-11-13 13:23:50 UTC  

But how bonk. Sounds horrible tbh going through that more than once

2018-11-13 13:23:59 UTC  

The pain of childbirth comes from the contractions more than the actual stretch, because the body *is* designed to accomodate it. It's the same reason throwing up hurts.

2018-11-13 13:24:05 UTC  

@coattailsandbowties Cluster Headaches are more painful

2018-11-13 13:24:10 UTC  

^

2018-11-13 13:24:13 UTC  

being set on fire must surely be high up there

2018-11-13 13:24:16 UTC  

throwing up is afucking horrid...

2018-11-13 13:24:28 UTC  

Getting stabbed is worse

2018-11-13 13:24:38 UTC  

😜

2018-11-13 13:24:39 UTC  

Also I'm sure Bone cancer's pretty up there.

2018-11-13 13:24:40 UTC  

Really?

2018-11-13 13:24:44 UTC  

I can pop capillaries in my eyes from throwing up, it's pretty bad.

2018-11-13 13:24:52 UTC  

when you dunk a biscuit in tea and half of it falls off into the tea, that is painful

2018-11-13 13:24:52 UTC  

been stabbed twice, I mean.. its not that bad, I think it really depends on where you get stabbed

2018-11-13 13:24:56 UTC  

passing a kidney stone

2018-11-13 13:25:05 UTC  

Ruger no gore please

2018-11-13 13:25:08 UTC  

Having women and minorities ham fistedly placed in our video games is more painful than childbirth

2018-11-13 13:25:14 UTC  

That is basically gore

2018-11-13 13:25:19 UTC  

Actually heart breaking

2018-11-13 13:25:22 UTC  

@coattailsandbowties Everyone saw that buzzfeed video and every "man goes through birth challenge" on twitter and facebook as well.

2018-11-13 13:25:25 UTC  

Gamers rise up

2018-11-13 13:25:28 UTC  

@VanishedA97 jesus yes that hurts

2018-11-13 13:25:41 UTC  

@MrCuttlefish there was more than buzzfeed that did it

2018-11-13 13:25:53 UTC  

hence the 2nd part of the sentence?

2018-11-13 13:25:56 UTC  

buzzfeed is cancer..

2018-11-13 13:26:08 UTC  

when you toast the last 2 pieces of bread you have and you accidently burn them and no amount of scraping gets rid of the black bits, that is painful

2018-11-13 13:26:16 UTC  

Really? @Lovecraft

2018-11-13 13:26:27 UTC  

gamers rise up it's tuesday