brain lag

When I die I want to be eaten by a lion or one of the large cats.

BBC

Big black cat

Burnt bacon casserole

Ew, burnt bacon

so how did you drown? if you dont mind me asking

Burnt Butt Cigarettes

Hey could you brew me a potion that could help me carry more than 100 pounds of weight @Turtle

Some asshole pushed me into a pool when i wasn't expecting it

I couldent swim

This was when i was 16

aaand add deep dark water to that sentence and thats actually my worst nightmare.

It was deep and it just got darker

As silence drowned out the screams of terror from all angles

actually getting anxiety reading this, lmao. I need to learn how to swim. <:imout:437239184269508610>

I could feel my lungs filling up with cold water

What a dick

It was the second worse thing ive felt in my life

Tbh im a pretty good swimmer

well everyone should learn swimming

it's a fairly decent skill to have

I agree

Agreed mate

also stops cunts from trying to drown you by pushing you overboard

Its gonna be me 27 years old and the kiddies at the beginner class.

True

Fuck man

You can learn to swim by yourself tho

True

ive tried to just wing it by myself, sank like a fucking stone.

Its comes in naturally

But its easier to learn in a group

I aint buoyant at all.

Survival instincts

i hear fat is bouyant, just get obese 😄

I would swim on land if i could

6'2 190pounds. Its like dropping a rock into the water, and then I panic lmao

*swimming through the ground*

Trust anyone can swim

Swim in mud