Message from @fuzzyplant

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2018-11-14 10:34:09 UTC  

It was the second worse thing ive felt in my life

2018-11-14 10:34:14 UTC  

Tbh im a pretty good swimmer

2018-11-14 10:34:25 UTC  

well everyone should learn swimming

2018-11-14 10:34:31 UTC  

it's a fairly decent skill to have

2018-11-14 10:34:35 UTC  

I agree

2018-11-14 10:34:35 UTC  

Agreed mate

2018-11-14 10:34:55 UTC  

also stops cunts from trying to drown you by pushing you overboard

2018-11-14 10:34:58 UTC  

Its gonna be me 27 years old and the kiddies at the beginner class.

2018-11-14 10:35:06 UTC  

True

2018-11-14 10:35:15 UTC  

Fuck man

2018-11-14 10:35:16 UTC  

You can learn to swim by yourself tho

2018-11-14 10:35:22 UTC  

True

2018-11-14 10:35:25 UTC  

ive tried to just wing it by myself, sank like a fucking stone.

2018-11-14 10:35:33 UTC  

Its comes in naturally

2018-11-14 10:35:36 UTC  

But its easier to learn in a group

2018-11-14 10:35:37 UTC  

I aint buoyant at all.

2018-11-14 10:35:40 UTC  

Survival instincts

2018-11-14 10:35:59 UTC  

i hear fat is bouyant, just get obese 😄

2018-11-14 10:36:03 UTC  

I would swim on land if i could

2018-11-14 10:36:20 UTC  

6'2 190pounds. Its like dropping a rock into the water, and then I panic lmao

2018-11-14 10:36:22 UTC  

*swimming through the ground*

2018-11-14 10:36:38 UTC  

Trust anyone can swim

2018-11-14 10:36:39 UTC  

Swim in mud

2018-11-14 10:36:45 UTC  

Anyone up to a certain point

2018-11-14 10:36:51 UTC  

I will swim in mud

2018-11-14 10:36:57 UTC  

Just to prove you wrong

2018-11-14 10:37:05 UTC  

Hmmph

2018-11-14 10:37:07 UTC  

i'll prolly go to classes tbh, been meaning too. cause I fucking love the ocean and all its creatures

2018-11-14 10:37:09 UTC  

Film it

2018-11-14 10:37:11 UTC  

even if it freaks me the hell out.

2018-11-14 10:37:25 UTC  

prolly will film it tbh, great meme to show the kids some day

2018-11-14 10:37:32 UTC  

just stay next to shore and don't let the rip currents take you out to deep water

2018-11-14 10:37:42 UTC  

Boxer jellyfish? @Lovecraft

2018-11-14 10:37:56 UTC  

specially if they bitch and moan bout learning it themself, they gonna see their pathetic father and be like "ye fuck that, i'll just learn now"

2018-11-14 10:37:57 UTC  

@Lovecraft just go to your local pool and have a play in the water

2018-11-14 10:37:59 UTC  

Or what about blue bottles

2018-11-14 10:38:04 UTC  

Nasty fuckers

2018-11-14 10:38:20 UTC  

jellyfish are amazing creatures

2018-11-14 10:38:32 UTC  

@fuzzyplant


I hope you die in a shallow swimmingpool <a:FortniteDanceClass:506720052121436170>

2018-11-14 10:38:33 UTC  

Jellyfish are cunts

2018-11-14 10:38:38 UTC  

true