So a robber?

burgaler

That's still a crime

yeah

If you are not careful you may encounter the booty warrior.

@I'M NOT STU! *alright kid, where's the PS4*

imagine u chris hansen

the nigga walk in the house

The house is surrounded by police

So he'd have to be very good, and really unobservant

And really, really unlucky

would be funny to see the interview of the guy

No not really

It would be pretty boring

People want scared and guilty pedos not some retard who just starts stealing shit

imagine u jus stealing n these mfs put u with chris hansen

***have a seat right there***

It wouldn't really have the same impact

*when you groom a child so you can peer pressure them into committing robberies*

The guy would have a solid excuse to be there

That doesn't involve fucking kids

Lol no

What solid excuse

He made a child give him their address to rob them

it would be funny situation in some comedy show id watch

That's still as shitty

But it's not paedophilia

He’d get fucking bashed into the ground for threatening the actor

That moment when you want to run your own thieves guild.

Yeah that too

yeah but

But he's gonna get charged for burglary or some shit

*why*

>running a theives guild

I wouldn't respect me

fucking hell that's a great idea for a tabletop

Which I'd say is better to have in prison than child rapist

when you convice a bunch of fortnite kids to steal their dads wallets so you can buy them gifts on fortnite

So they can give you the three wacky digits

lol I *dont* respect me 😂

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TXEnR4c3bk