๐Ÿ‘‘๐ŸŠKing K. Val๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‘‘

Discord ID: 266383778245509120


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gotta make a good first impression

I eat ramen all day and I'm single

I also eat 1 meal a day

I'm too poor for a mic

I like my lovers human

that's literally the only thing I want

well my orientation is peanutbutter

Oh fuck yeah, holy fucking shit finally after ebing in public for so long oh my fucking god it's so good to be stroking my big meaty swear wang

at least I don't have a chode

and I identify as male

I'm sorry for being wwhite

Am sori for being male

in my 10 minute wait

How many jews can you fit in a folkswagen?
I can't afford a car, so I can't know.

I will print the rules

I JUST PRINTED THE RULES

Go on pictures-gifs-videos

I printed the rules

Boutta asmr the rules in cancer voice chat

Mr repzion has a big penis

Square up buttercup

Let's partake in a nice tussle

The pain of a baby goat plucking ass hairs

Castrating a lamb with your teeth

I am autistic therefore I have trouble fitting in certain communities and sometimes make an ass of myself. I whisper because I sound like a little girl and that's enough to mask my voice. There's a lot of people who have it out for me an I am in constant fear of getting identified.
TL;DR: I am a most wanted tard

Also I own a printer

Did I mention that?

Let me plant my seeds in you, like my workers plant potato seeds in the hots summer days. For free and also dry and rough

Also Hitler would take mouth

But how will my sweet lil Adolf take his nutrients to grow up big and strong

Who created buzzfeed

That's why I'm not getting married

What kind of friends

Did they serve in the same place as him

So basically, they need dick

I'm Reggie's number one fan

Don't people get lonely

Maybe that's why they cheat

Tell that to my 3 moms

10 likes and I stick the official rules of this server to a wall

Not cheating is good

Leaving if your lover is unfaithful is good

Staying and desperately clinging on is bad

TL;DR: love is hard

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