no wait that's the demon cat

lol

*this* is the bat cat

HELP MY UBER DRIVER IS HARDCORE HITTING ON ME

What's new

@LmaoMoni stab him

so?

Uber is full of thirst just ignore

@LmaoMoni fuck up darkie

Lol^

“You got a womanly glow about you sis”

what is this your first time in an uber?

That's a decent compliment

@Octavia first time theyve hit on me

Threaten him with a one star unless he shuts up.

@LmaoMoni tell him you're a dude

Although you're 18

that always works well @Deleted User

😂

'cos I am bleeding like a pig'

I don't get them hitting on me, just try to have a nice conversation with them

That might work

@coattailsandbowties If they had game then they wouldn't do it

If they stay silent instead 5 stars.

@LmaoMoni congrats, thanks for telling us about this riveting experience. We're all the wiser for it

say hi to a woman and its like OMG they want ma fanny

@Mandy Hi

omg @Dino am calling #metoo

What if they do want a bit fan dan

@Mandy Aye yo mah i got a son

Lol.

take proper control of this situation, get him to turn off the clock and get you some nuggets

@Lyra has your cereal still not recovered?

@Octavia Innovation

dont pay him @LmaoMoni just do a bail oot, bail him off

@Mandy #MeToo I got touched by a tranny 😂

@coattailsandbowties have your grades recovered?

@Mandy ...uber doesn't work like that...

@Mandy no thats not fair

not the first time, i've been hit on by creepy cabbies 😂 @Kai

Being hit on by gay men is actually confusing in comparison