I am pleased

oooo I do have this you might like

https://i.imgur.com/lhYIVIs.gifv

My goal in life is to hold a lynx

without it clawing me in the face

that's not a cat

lookit this bat cat

that's a raccoon

Are you 100% certain ?

no wait that's the demon cat

lol

*this* is the bat cat

HELP MY UBER DRIVER IS HARDCORE HITTING ON ME

What's new

@LmaoMoni stab him

so?

Uber is full of thirst just ignore

@LmaoMoni fuck up darkie

Lol^

“You got a womanly glow about you sis”

what is this your first time in an uber?

That's a decent compliment

@Octavia first time theyve hit on me

Threaten him with a one star unless he shuts up.

@LmaoMoni tell him you're a dude

Although you're 18

that always works well @Deleted User

😂

'cos I am bleeding like a pig'

I don't get them hitting on me, just try to have a nice conversation with them

That might work

@coattailsandbowties If they had game then they wouldn't do it

If they stay silent instead 5 stars.

@LmaoMoni congrats, thanks for telling us about this riveting experience. We're all the wiser for it