Whoever invented potato chips is a legend in my book

^

ham with the facts

It was a guy at a hotel in New York

Head chef

@Hammond_of_Texas need to change your pfp to ham from oty story

then youll be complete

Nah

I was thinking a roast beef sandwich

Cos my name is a vagina joke

@Millihex ah well, no surprise something that good is American

old man cum

@Hammond_of_Texas The story is pretty funny

old spotted hen is decent shit, i like it.

Some bitchy person wanted thinner and thinner friend potatoes

And the chef just went 'fuck it' and did that

I had a dream where I was sent back in time
And I had to cook something good for this King or he would kill me

I made a bacon cheeseburger with potato chip, French fries

And a milkshake

did the king make you do dirty stuff?

@𝗧𝗶𝘁𝘂𝘀 nigga das gay

Nah I just had to make him good

Food*

had to make him good... I get you

I didn't eat that day so I guess I dreamed about what I was craving

I bet he'd be curious as shit what potatoes are

O o f

Alright I got somethin' for you

50/50 burgers

By weight, 50% beef and 50% bacon

Eh

There has to be a proper bacon to burger ratio

And that ain't it chief

^

Quit

commit toaster bath

Eh it was alright, honestly

i just like saying that don't mind me

Fuck now I want a burger

The best fried chicken tenders I ever had were at a grocery store in Oklahoma