Dolphin Attorney

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2018-11-03 02:02:30 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Plebbit

2018-11-03 02:03:50 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

This is why the South lost

2018-11-03 03:41:48 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

tryna @ everyone ffs

2018-11-03 03:42:57 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Edgy boi alert

2018-11-12 08:36:19 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Never gunna make it

2018-11-12 08:36:35 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

6 2 or bust

2018-11-12 08:37:48 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Tea you good then

2018-11-12 08:40:10 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I need to pick a course for next semester and I wanna die

2018-11-12 08:40:18 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

all these options suck dick

2018-11-12 08:40:39 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

You gay?

2018-11-12 08:40:53 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

so you are gay

2018-11-12 08:41:16 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

What do you mean a wet dream?

2018-11-12 08:41:34 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

same

2018-11-12 08:41:41 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

also wet dreams dont count

2018-11-12 08:41:47 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

you still in

2018-11-12 08:41:53 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

now that's bs

2018-11-12 08:42:04 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Yer maw bs

2018-11-12 09:01:10 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Fuck i hate my school

2018-11-12 09:01:16 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Hey who wants to decide which mandatory indoctrination class I take this spring?

2018-11-12 09:01:41 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I have the gay class, the feminist class, or the god don't real class

2018-11-12 09:02:04 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Not even joking

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/511465695037358080/Literally_all_my_options_for_required_humanity_courses.png

2018-11-12 09:02:32 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I *have* to pick one of the three as well

2018-11-12 09:03:33 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I@coattailsandbowties I'm way too "toxicly masculine" I'll be burned at the stake

2018-11-12 09:04:01 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

It'd be fun till I get kicked out

2018-11-12 09:04:30 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I still use cunt like I'm australian I'll never pass

2018-11-12 09:05:12 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I could totally identify as a chick actually

2018-11-12 09:05:23 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Probably wouldn't change shit

2018-11-12 09:06:23 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I think I'll take the Labour and culture class

2018-11-12 09:06:34 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

REALLY cant risk my scholarship

2018-11-12 09:07:15 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Yeah i think I'll do that

2018-11-12 09:07:38 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I'll be taking the commie class the same semester as ECON 101

2018-11-12 09:07:47 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

The fucking irony

2018-11-12 09:08:23 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

It's called Labour and Culture

2018-11-12 09:08:57 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Tea it's the middle one

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/511467429764005888/Literally_all_my_options_for_required_humanity_courses.png

2018-11-12 09:10:19 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

The professor i had who low key despises corporation once complain about having to hear the economics class next door

2018-11-12 09:12:15 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

He's a good teacher otherwise but studying exclusively classical lit for 12 years straight warps a niggas brain

2018-11-12 09:13:56 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

It was more courtesy tbh Jim

2018-11-12 09:26:33 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Moral apathy seems to almost directly correlate to higher popualtion

2018-11-12 09:27:00 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Can't have a sense of community if there's a million fucking people around you

2018-11-12 09:27:52 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Some people have weird fetishes like that

2018-11-14 15:17:50 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Thank goodness my county is half scorched

2018-11-14 15:18:12 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

The other half got burnt last year so

2018-11-14 15:18:39 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

County

2018-11-14 15:18:44 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

In California

2018-11-14 15:19:07 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

It burned to the ground last year too

2018-11-14 15:19:45 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

If only that was the only group burned

2018-11-14 15:20:17 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I did

2018-11-14 15:20:26 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I am in Washington

2018-11-14 15:20:56 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

But my family is still down there with the child fuckers

2018-11-14 15:21:02 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

No it's not

2018-11-14 15:21:38 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Deserts are only pretty for so long, and I'm saying that as someone who lived right across from the beach

2018-11-14 15:29:19 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

His life

2018-11-14 15:29:42 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Jizzlobber you still a nigger

2018-11-14 15:33:20 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Miri also tits > ass your name's a lie

2018-11-14 15:34:03 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Furries get no say in this

2018-11-14 15:35:41 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Finally something to agree on. Thighs ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฝ

2018-11-14 15:38:17 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

My favorite right there

2018-11-14 15:39:14 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

#fatgimps

2018-11-14 15:39:44 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

#400kilosisntagoal

2018-11-14 16:05:38 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

<@&498259609316884520> commit toaster bath

2018-11-14 16:07:51 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

<@&498259609316884520> Go shag a blender

2018-11-14 16:24:51 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Good mornig Cow

2018-11-15 22:44:45 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Twitter is evidence that not everyone is quite cut out for politics

2018-11-15 22:47:26 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Fallout 76 is going to bug out so hard it'll create a black hole and destroy the universe

2018-11-15 22:47:50 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

At that point the bugs themselves are the content

2018-11-15 22:49:04 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

PvP was doomed to fail the moment the Fatman was a thing

2018-11-16 06:40:48 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

That's retarded af

2018-11-16 06:42:12 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Niggas named Diego Rodriguez

2018-11-17 01:53:50 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

The misfitz?

2018-11-17 01:53:55 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

What about them

2018-11-17 01:54:02 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Oof

2018-11-17 01:54:07 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Just go outside

2018-11-17 01:54:22 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

You've listened to all the good ones already man

2018-11-18 04:43:36 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Fuck this grey confused the shite out of me i thought i was in the wrong discord

2018-11-18 04:45:26 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Saying "OWO" undoes all attempts at masculinity

2018-11-18 04:46:26 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Lightweight

2018-11-18 04:46:54 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I'm ginger what made you think I was attempting personhood?

2018-11-18 04:51:10 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Brown is an affront to my eyes, fuckin hurts to look at

2018-11-18 04:54:56 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

We know, you gay. Name even says it

2018-11-18 04:57:06 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Join the gays, they've got fashion and rooftop parties

2018-11-18 05:10:17 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

A bulling fetish?

2018-11-18 05:10:32 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Just hang yourself then

2018-11-18 05:10:47 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I shouldn't say that you might enoy the abuse

2018-11-18 05:39:20 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Drink some of your name it'll help

2018-11-18 06:24:40 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Hey Americans what mixes well with bourbon?

2018-11-18 06:25:25 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

All alcohol mixes well with banter

2018-11-18 06:26:19 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Bourbon is far too expensive to waste you leaf

2018-11-19 01:57:22 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Yo Red Cortez is having an Instagram stream rn get in here

2018-11-19 01:59:00 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

You coming out ? @lolfire

2018-11-19 02:01:22 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

You're a furry *and* Jew, great

2018-11-21 01:34:35 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I'm so tired of this philosophy class, half way through college it turns into "why white man bad"

2018-11-21 01:35:12 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

@Millihex The professor is good I respect him he's just a bit cucked

2018-11-21 01:35:44 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

fair enough

2018-11-21 02:28:39 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Hey is anyone here from British Columbia?

2018-11-21 02:29:26 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

I just realized how close Canada is from here and that your drinking age is lower so I need pub advise

2018-11-21 03:14:03 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

commit toaster bath

2018-11-21 03:14:26 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

i just like saying that don't mind me

2018-11-27 03:16:46 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Thicc*

2018-11-27 03:23:37 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Sleep is good for u

2018-11-27 03:25:31 UTC [Scale brigade #general]  

Go to bed dammit

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