gosh darn yanks, get in touch with your roots

deus vult

I'm a yank. Tex is a rebel boi I think

sooweee boi

infidel more like it

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I love these

@Questgiver

Whoever invented potato chips is a legend in my book

^

ham with the facts

It was a guy at a hotel in New York

Head chef

@Hammond_of_Texas need to change your pfp to ham from oty story

then youll be complete

Nah

I was thinking a roast beef sandwich

Cos my name is a vagina joke

@Millihex ah well, no surprise something that good is American

old man cum

@Hammond_of_Texas The story is pretty funny

old spotted hen is decent shit, i like it.

Some bitchy person wanted thinner and thinner friend potatoes

And the chef just went 'fuck it' and did that

I had a dream where I was sent back in time
And I had to cook something good for this King or he would kill me

I made a bacon cheeseburger with potato chip, French fries

And a milkshake

did the king make you do dirty stuff?

@𝗧𝗶𝘁𝘂𝘀 nigga das gay

Nah I just had to make him good

Food*

had to make him good... I get you

I didn't eat that day so I guess I dreamed about what I was craving

I bet he'd be curious as shit what potatoes are

O o f

Alright I got somethin' for you

50/50 burgers

By weight, 50% beef and 50% bacon

Eh