Aye incoming wall of text, sorry.

@Tailed Feature What’s up bruv?

Crisp on top, soggy bottom. Perfection.

Ooh

Nae bother mate.

Everyone quiet.

Let him type

Shhhh

Real quiet hours

I SAID QUIET!

toad in the hole is one of the finest yorkshire inventions

Shhh

Don’t you do it.

BOO

/fart

Woman so ducking help me

Coats you're a sperg.

Ducking

You’re all spergs

😂

Very wrong.

Let Tailed type in peace you ruffians

True sign Cow is on his phone with that ducking.

he is typing in peace

Toad in the hole isn't what I expected

🤷

Like at all

Stfu.

dump gravy on that

Idk if I would eat it or not 🤔

So I've had this client who has been trying to get me to do some work for them for *months* but she kept cancelling on me. Eventually I made a start, then she cancelled the following week, I asked for reimbursement because it was such short notice. She refused. Then at 7am this morning she asked for my bank details so she could pay for the work today, I couldn't reply until half 12 and I asked for four weeks in advance if possible (since she's so prone to cancelling short notice). I just received this message from her: "I'm now away, have been waiting most of the morning for you to send details over so I can't send anything until tonight when I'm home... a demand for it to be paid four weeks in advance rather than on the day does not sit easy with me... especially if you cancel, so I'm maybe thinking I should look for someone else if that's the case."

Oh

OK WHAT

some veg and a few potatoes, bonza

oof tailed

Wow.

Yeah that's a kinda fuck her situation.

Damn nigga

Fuck that

@Tailed Feature tell her to fuck off at this point mate