What's skiing like

Never done it before

I'd probably die ngl

it's fun

not that hard to learn

have you done roller blading before?

You're not that hard to learn

I'm not exactly the most *graceful* of individuals.

like jerking two dudes off at once, you'd be great at it

@Karpo 😏

@Karpo your such a fucking ho i love that

o o f

to be honest, in skiing, you barely use the sticks

Silence you sock account

they're more there for balance

and getting you out of sticky situations

like getting up after you fall for example

@Bonk reminded me of this
https://youtu.be/WmdQM7YjEKg

or not sliding away when you're standing still

sticks are great for poking girls bums as you ski past

or beating the lift attendant

@Leeroy use your own stick for that

@Creold but nah I can manage ice skating, barely. Never tried roller blading but can't imagine I'd be any good.

roller blading is like ice skating with wheels instead of ice, kinda

did a fair bit of snowboarding, but it's a bit easier to get into if you've done a lot of skateboarding or surfing

never really did the surfing thing

I could never skateboard as a kid

should try that at some point if I ever get to a warm enough fucking ocean

most I could do was stand on it lol

probably still can't as I havent done it since

Tried skateboarding. Sprained my wrist. Twice.

oof

had a few injuries skateboarding

I was young but my balance still hasn't improved

right kneecap still pops if I fully extend it

I'm a clumsy motherfucker

@coattailsandbowties just begin on the kiddie slopes when skiing

everyone did it

blading isnt like ice skating at all.... js

unless your parents were the kind to throw you from the side of a ship to make you learn swimming

@Karpo lol I've talked to you before I'm in Michigan