Message from @PJP
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fucking macdoes has done me out of 5hours worth of mages
i mean wages
mages sounds more interesting
Macdonalds are taking mages like the catholic church.
top level secrets
you shall never know how the mcflurry is made
You need level 57 conjuration to cast the long egg spell.
Its easy just throw a bunch of shit together
Boom mcflurry
The real question is how frequently does your ice cream machine work
never seen it not work
lies
Go home, take icecream, m&ms, and a blender, throw in some cyanide, and *PRESTO*
its literally a cold box that you fill with liquid
how does it break
i dunno ask mcdonalds
@RatKing would've been a good one if someone hadn't made that joke already
The problem is...... the mucflurrys in my local store has more cum in it than a groomed 12 year old from Rotherham.
yeh dont be rude at a mcdoes or you could end up with pubes in your mcflurry
truth
To be honest those ice cream machines are a bitch to clean and most fast food places dont give staff enougth time at the end of the day to clean properly
if someone makes a cunt of your order ask nicely for a replacment or your big mac is getting a close encounter with my genitalia
extra cheese so to speak
When i was working in a coffee shop they only paid you half an hour after thr store closes and to cleam it properly would take 45-mins to half an hour.
Good whiteys post links to the bumfight videos
mcdoes is ussually alright
About 10 years ago I was the night manager for a mcdonalds @The Last MethBender and I can attest that those fucking icecream machines were never cleaned right. Ever. The inspectors never fucking cared either. As long as your floors were clean and no built up grease then you're golden.
il prolly get the stolen money back if i talk to my manager
hitler did a bad job
stalin did better
prove me wrong
So you either stay and work for free or not do the job properly.
I wanna see the one where they fuck a crackwhore
So i can put it in my grandparents group chat
Seriously, never eat a toastie from EAT. Or pret those machines are either not clean or not rinsed properly.
One store had roaches on the counter next to the coffee machine and it was one of the main stores as well
Most restaurants are disgusting and hide their filth.
Yep