Dont post monica here @Hammond_of_Texas

Ooooof

Might set off ello

Monica sent me her dickpic

She is a trap.

fucking macdoes has done me out of 5hours worth of mages

i mean wages

mages sounds more interesting

Macdonalds are taking mages like the catholic church.

top level secrets

you shall never know how the mcflurry is made

You need level 57 conjuration to cast the long egg spell.

Its easy just throw a bunch of shit together

Boom mcflurry

The real question is how frequently does your ice cream machine work

never seen it not work

lies

Go home, take icecream, m&ms, and a blender, throw in some cyanide, and *PRESTO*

its literally a cold box that you fill with liquid

how does it break

i dunno ask mcdonalds

@RatKing would've been a good one if someone hadn't made that joke already

The problem is...... the mucflurrys in my local store has more cum in it than a groomed 12 year old from Rotherham.

yeh dont be rude at a mcdoes or you could end up with pubes in your mcflurry

truth

this

To be honest those ice cream machines are a bitch to clean and most fast food places dont give staff enougth time at the end of the day to clean properly

if someone makes a cunt of your order ask nicely for a replacment or your big mac is getting a close encounter with my genitalia

extra cheese so to speak

Special sauce @BAMPOT

When i was working in a coffee shop they only paid you half an hour after thr store closes and to cleam it properly would take 45-mins to half an hour.

Good whiteys post links to the bumfight videos

mcdoes is ussually alright

@Kazza find it on your own fag

About 10 years ago I was the night manager for a mcdonalds @The Last MethBender and I can attest that those fucking icecream machines were never cleaned right. Ever. The inspectors never fucking cared either. As long as your floors were clean and no built up grease then you're golden.

il prolly get the stolen money back if i talk to my manager

hitler did a bad job

stalin did better

prove me wrong

So you either stay and work for free or not do the job properly.

I wanna see the one where they fuck a crackwhore