Old man tea

*DO YOU WANT TO BE A STEPDAAAAAAD?*

@sweatercowsandsass Probably another butterless roll for me again.

Hate

you

all

Tea daddy

Father tea’d

@Tea ❤️

@Tailed Feature what is wrong with you wtf put some fucking butter on that shit

He's a cretin Nicolle

but the butter is cold

Eh be reyt, just go after the bedtime and be quiet

@Tea you know you love me arsehole

and doesn't spread

@Tailed Feature you think you know a guy

Obviously

Get spreadable, DUH

microwave the knife so its hot

I've actually got butter, I just like triggering you. But I don't usually put butter on because it doesn't do anything.

Spongebob person creator dead

Heat the knife to 1000 degrees easier to spread

@Tailed Feature well fuck you, nae vodka orange for you EVER

How does butter not do anything.

That's minging

R.I.P Spongebob.

@sweatercowsandsass ooooooo can I?

I'll bring something tasty

@coattailsandbowties get what?

brownies or something

@sweatercowsandsass That's fine, you weren't going to get me any anyway.

I'm confused

@Tailed Feature YES I WAS

I LITERALLY ASKED THE BARMAN FOR IT

I have just had the toppest idea. Flavored. Butter. Like butter n jam/choco spread in one

Wanna hear a poem i made?

Oh aye adding to the story now.

HE DIDNT GIVE ME IT AND I FORGOT

Forgot

sure

Oh my god fuck up Tailed I'll ransack yer hoose like the bogus gas man