Now that’s just extortion

not everyone has to be into short hair, no biggie

When I was ill just takes wind out my sails

dorms was pretty bad first year for other people's mess. 2nd&3rd yrs with 4 others were okish I guess. House & the area was nice now for 4th it's just me & the missus she does most of it whoops

You have other things you can do in the mean time

You've been watching sam harris podcasts n stuff right ?

Why nnot read some books or binge movies

Wife says I’m still muscly and I’ll be better in no time.
Physical therapy sucks dick too

Sam Harris is a jewish conspiracy

they always say thing like 'oh this place could do with a womens touch' aye just go ahead and stuff your hair into every crevice and throw together a nailbomb filled with beauty products and we are set

yeah, I'd rather clean up the shower hair of all of my all my old student housemates than live with short haired girls

don't ask!

@Tea Shh

No I won't shh.

dude the fucking makeup as well holy SHIT

shared mirrors

Makeup on bed sheets mate

sprayed with fucking foundation and god knows what

I go fucking MAD

Just cause he isn't nuanced on race or deep moral truthes doesn't make him a jewish conspiracy

Fucking UKKO

@Papa Bear just catching up on chat from like 5 minutes ago to now and good luck healing

If the misses put make up on the bed she better get them fucking washed.

women get more makeup on everything within 10ft around them than they do on their face

Women are fuckin gross to live with usually man

2 of the 3 guys are fine with washing up. it's the other girls and the other guy that's the issue with the plates and shit

@Tea Cleaning bed sheets isn't a problem though

drunk bastard put that stupid nose on me

suicide is a human right

It is when you'refucking waking up going to work smelling of make up

makeup is so easy to not transfer everywhere tho?????

it lingers in the air

I don't understand how bitches get it everywhere

Tellthat to your sex then, coats.

it's fucking easy

Do you own cologne ?

It gets fucking everywhere

also

fuck I've only forgotten to take my make up off when really drunk 😅

why do girls shave their eyebrows?