Fucking UKKO

@Papa Bear just catching up on chat from like 5 minutes ago to now and good luck healing

If the misses put make up on the bed she better get them fucking washed.

women get more makeup on everything within 10ft around them than they do on their face

Women are fuckin gross to live with usually man

2 of the 3 guys are fine with washing up. it's the other girls and the other guy that's the issue with the plates and shit

@Tea Cleaning bed sheets isn't a problem though

drunk bastard put that stupid nose on me

suicide is a human right

It is when you'refucking waking up going to work smelling of make up

makeup is so easy to not transfer everywhere tho?????

it lingers in the air

I don't understand how bitches get it everywhere

Tellthat to your sex then, coats.

it's fucking easy

Do you own cologne ?

It gets fucking everywhere

also

fuck I've only forgotten to take my make up off when really drunk 😅

why do girls shave their eyebrows?

woke me up by jumping into the Fucking Baltics

Kai, don't be a pedantic cunt.

really love dry dirty makeup wipes left on the sides too

that's a real nice one

I'm sorry it's natural to me

I swear this is an actual thing women use with the fucking mess they make

LOL

Worst we ever had was used period pads in the kitchen bin

I loved that episode

ah no fuck that that's nasty @Jim

there is no excuse for that one @Jim , use the fucking trash can

No Torch

if they flush them, it ends up in a big congealed ball of ooze in the pipework too

I fucking hate that shit

ok that is disgusting torch

i've never come across that thankfully

actual biohazard

My experience is usually they have a disturbing amount of make up wipes everywhere

*Needless to say the girl responsible was not the one I shacked up with*

I just got out of collegeoooo