Message from @Forklift Certified Bean

Discord ID: 517730023663206412


2018-11-29 15:52:29 UTC  

dirty dishes are usually sorted out the next day at most, nobody leaves trash n shit everywhere

2018-11-29 15:52:29 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/517729575988494336/moo.mp4

2018-11-29 15:52:31 UTC  

benefits of not being assigned housemates

2018-11-29 15:52:37 UTC  

pick the clean ones

2018-11-29 15:52:55 UTC  

Someone through my shit on the street I'd be slappin' cunts about

2018-11-29 15:52:56 UTC  

You need a big boy to enforce yer rules?
Lemme heal first

2018-11-29 15:52:56 UTC  

Lucky I had good flat mates

2018-11-29 15:53:03 UTC  

nurgle roommates

2018-11-29 15:53:19 UTC  

@Tea if they had a valid reason I'd understand

2018-11-29 15:53:29 UTC  

also yes, girls are extremely disgusting with mess compared to dudes

2018-11-29 15:53:31 UTC  

Nah if they didn't confront me first?

2018-11-29 15:53:34 UTC  

I'd go mental mate

2018-11-29 15:53:41 UTC  

lived with a roomie once, never again. we started arguing like some old couple.

2018-11-29 15:53:45 UTC  

esp in the shower

2018-11-29 15:53:46 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/517729898861953055/46979477_1436420043160712_10968517545295872_n.png

2018-11-29 15:53:50 UTC  

plug holes and that

2018-11-29 15:53:54 UTC  

done it a couple times where we washed up literally everything and dumped it all on the kitchen table, so people had to take their shit if they wanted to eat

2018-11-29 15:53:57 UTC  

I got assigned an all girl house in my first year in halls. The bathroom was...it was

2018-11-29 15:53:58 UTC  

women are horrendous creatures

2018-11-29 15:53:58 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/517729949533208577/ich.mp4

2018-11-29 15:54:16 UTC  

Women are real?

2018-11-29 15:54:16 UTC  

take responsibility for the suffering in the world or flounder in your impotence, to say these are equally valid choices is misguided

2018-11-29 15:54:16 UTC  

Pro tip : as long as you have a garbage disposal and running water don't really need a toilet

2018-11-29 15:54:18 UTC  

@Jim advantage of having short hair, nobody can claim the plughole is my fault 😂

2018-11-29 15:54:26 UTC  

@Dimorac I'm confused what happened ?

2018-11-29 15:54:47 UTC  

I'd rather have the plughole problem than short hair as a woman tbh coats

2018-11-29 15:54:47 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/517730151832748082/1543504351233.jpg

2018-11-29 15:54:49 UTC  

No gym for all of November so far tho.
Getting depressed. I think it’s the lack of exercise or at least less than I’m used to that’s gettin to me.
Testosterone has probably plummeted.
Well on my way to soy status.
Why live?

2018-11-29 15:54:49 UTC  

No being funny

2018-11-29 15:55:06 UTC  
2018-11-29 15:55:09 UTC  

You'll be fine

2018-11-29 15:55:10 UTC  

It gets to me too Papa

2018-11-29 15:55:11 UTC  

Now that’s just extortion

2018-11-29 15:55:17 UTC  

not everyone has to be into short hair, no biggie

2018-11-29 15:55:20 UTC  

When I was ill just takes wind out my sails

2018-11-29 15:55:21 UTC  

dorms was pretty bad first year for other people's mess. 2nd&3rd yrs with 4 others were okish I guess. House & the area was nice now for 4th it's just me & the missus she does most of it whoops

2018-11-29 15:55:24 UTC  

You have other things you can do in the mean time

2018-11-29 15:55:34 UTC  

You've been watching sam harris podcasts n stuff right ?

2018-11-29 15:55:45 UTC  

Why nnot read some books or binge movies

2018-11-29 15:55:47 UTC  

Wife says I’m still muscly and I’ll be better in no time.
Physical therapy sucks dick too

2018-11-29 15:55:47 UTC  

Sam Harris is a jewish conspiracy