we just had a rule where if you left your shit unwashed for a week you got kicked out

@Papa Bear do yoga

@Papa Bear bud

kept it livable at least

no i mean leaving laundry

I did.

dogs are the best

@amibeingdetained1488 yes

@Jim that's fucking glorious and I wish I could do that

It’s they won’t order it until after they examine my shoulder

If you throw all your housemates shit out into the street you better be the biggest nigga in there or you getting slapped though

thankfully the people i actually chose to live with atm are quite clean

@Bonk It's about respect

I'd do it again even If I wasn't the biggest

I only knew 2 of the people here before I moved in, big mistake.

Fuck your dishes

dirty dishes are usually sorted out the next day at most, nobody leaves trash n shit everywhere

@Cow

benefits of not being assigned housemates

pick the clean ones

Someone through my shit on the street I'd be slappin' cunts about

You need a big boy to enforce yer rules?
Lemme heal first

Lucky I had good flat mates

nurgle roommates

@Tea if they had a valid reason I'd understand

also yes, girls are extremely disgusting with mess compared to dudes

Nah if they didn't confront me first?

I'd go mental mate

lived with a roomie once, never again. we started arguing like some old couple.

esp in the shower

plug holes and that

done it a couple times where we washed up literally everything and dumped it all on the kitchen table, so people had to take their shit if they wanted to eat

I got assigned an all girl house in my first year in halls. The bathroom was...it was

women are horrendous creatures

Women are real?

take responsibility for the suffering in the world or flounder in your impotence, to say these are equally valid choices is misguided

Pro tip : as long as you have a garbage disposal and running water don't really need a toilet

@Jim advantage of having short hair, nobody can claim the plughole is my fault 😂

@Dimorac I'm confused what happened ?