it's nearly the 2nd

Noo you mistake that for UK

UK gave up its crown and we're the natural inheritors

Pah

coz we're their favourite

australians are like brits but with better weather

it's too hot

that being said fuck today's weather

it's fucking midnight and I'm melting

my air conditioner makes a lot of noise so i'm afraid to use it

use it.

Australians are like brits but criminals.

Australia doesn't exist

compare dental health as well

UK actually wins

above US too

below UAE

i can't afford dental... fuck me.

I have all 4 wisdom teeth

So this train was meant to pull in at 1228. It's now 1254 and it's still not here rreeeeeeeeeeee

Australia? You mean Her Majesty's Penal Colony?

penile colon

Raging coats

@perturb I have one breached, two more on the way and the last not threatening as of now

had to get 4 out to facilitate this

thick or nah?

@Tea aye, looks like it's coming in at 5 past .....

@DUB3R5 nah

Nah

anyone else?

rather successful HRT on that one

Nah

Would anyone hit?

if that's a dude then certainly impressive thiccness

Nope

Ok, ok you passed the test.. it’s a dude

did not

Could be thiccer

ITS A MAN STFU

could have been a nasty beef curtain