Message from @Tsidithul (President Shitposter)

Discord ID: 518794311987625994


2018-12-02 14:20:49 UTC  

like when you forget about a sausage on the bbq, and when you turn back the thing is charcoal

2018-12-02 14:20:49 UTC  

P sure that was a thing on 1000 ways to die

2018-12-02 14:20:55 UTC  

LOL

2018-12-02 14:21:33 UTC  

Like Scottish ppl would launch the great delicacy that's haggis

2018-12-02 14:21:42 UTC  

How wouldI know like

2018-12-02 14:21:43 UTC  

Shit's delicious asf

2018-12-02 14:21:45 UTC  

Launch at you the now

2018-12-02 14:21:52 UTC  

fat grape

2018-12-02 14:22:03 UTC  

took an english nigga to invent the scotch egg tho

2018-12-02 14:22:05 UTC  

I'm not fat. I'm big boned

2018-12-02 14:22:10 UTC  

They did surgery on a grape

2018-12-02 14:22:13 UTC  

Aye right then atomikov

2018-12-02 14:22:19 UTC  

<:whit:458618297026347018>

2018-12-02 14:22:33 UTC  

i did surgery on yer mams panties

2018-12-02 14:22:39 UTC  

Dissected

2018-12-02 14:22:47 UTC  

Tbh you wouldn't want to do that.

2018-12-02 14:23:05 UTC  

Then your mas panties

2018-12-02 14:23:05 UTC  

i was being paid 🤷

2018-12-02 14:23:06 UTC  

hammond

2018-12-02 14:23:17 UTC  

Richard Hammond

2018-12-02 14:23:22 UTC  

Aka God

2018-12-02 14:23:27 UTC  

Well ok, must have been good money

2018-12-02 14:23:42 UTC  

bout $3.50

2018-12-02 14:23:49 UTC  

That'll do

2018-12-02 14:24:03 UTC  

Ruger took it as a bet when they told him he’d get paid for shaggin ya mum

2018-12-02 14:24:09 UTC  

cause yer mums a loch ness monsta

2018-12-02 14:24:26 UTC  

Mums no seen nessie yet

2018-12-02 14:24:29 UTC  

no until the morn

2018-12-02 14:24:31 UTC  

😏

2018-12-02 14:24:39 UTC  

Oh get it

2018-12-02 14:24:56 UTC  

Because it had a long neck

2018-12-02 14:24:58 UTC  

Lol

2018-12-02 14:24:59 UTC  

Penis

2018-12-02 14:25:16 UTC  

consumed many seamen in its lifetime

2018-12-02 14:25:17 UTC  

we should nuke america

2018-12-02 14:25:30 UTC  

why

2018-12-02 14:25:30 UTC  

Trident II strike what city first, Ruger

2018-12-02 14:25:32 UTC  

Why? So you can get nuked?

2018-12-02 14:25:34 UTC  

All of it?

2018-12-02 14:25:35 UTC  

fun mainly

2018-12-02 14:25:42 UTC  

sounds like a plan