I don't think shower toaster would work

I win, didn't even have to try

would need a pretty strong flow out of it like

heavy gauge

what if I just piss on it

Just grab a hose at that point

Electroshock therapy of the ankles

toasted piss

You'd know @Shmeh

oh

ah

up

@AstroTorch would be like that scene from the green mile, except localised to yer dick

nice

🤢

like when you forget about a sausage on the bbq, and when you turn back the thing is charcoal

P sure that was a thing on 1000 ways to die

LOL

Like Scottish ppl would launch the great delicacy that's haggis

How wouldI know like

Shit's delicious asf

Launch at you the now

fat grape

took an english nigga to invent the scotch egg tho

I'm not fat. I'm big boned

They did surgery on a grape

Aye right then atomikov

<:whit:458618297026347018>

i did surgery on yer mams panties

Dissected

Tbh you wouldn't want to do that.

Then your mas panties

i was being paid 🤷

hammond

Richard Hammond

Aka God

Well ok, must have been good money

bout $3.50

That'll do

Ruger took it as a bet when they told him he’d get paid for shaggin ya mum

cause yer mums a loch ness monsta