ah, would explain why she tried to yeet you

Condoms are cheap

A wire coathanger isnt illegal

@everyone anime pfps are now haram

cool

Haram of the highest sort

@Shut Up Eve

in'shallah

im still holding out that she manages it soon

@Dino

Come to brazil, eat macaco

thank fuck

Comer no cu e bom

Good

when someone threatens you online and takes it seriously. its pretty hilarious

not too late for a 153 month abortion

Brazil is weird tbh

get robbed by a homeless 10 year old child

Perfect

come to brazil and get fucking mugged

I was pinged?

Hitmen on scooters

@Shut Up Eve Yes

+kick @EmergencyMicrowave "Weebshit pfp"

​Goodbye.

Brazil is our worst invention tbh

'Our'

Yes, Portuguese

@Ruger no joke now, the situation here's pretty sad

The only brazilian thing I know of is a food called Fejoida

Ah okay

Thought that was collectivist talk

hold world cup in country just so you have excuse to gun down gangs of street children

I never heard about fejoida

Feijoada, you cunt

The Rio Olympics

YOU MEAN FEIJOADA

Dumb cunt

made of beans

A shitshow unlike any other