Mate. Tailed.

Spending 7 years in the womb, refusing to leave

Exactly.

plan w at that point b wont cut it

I mean it's not that much different from normal development, children aren't really people til at least 5

Wire coathanger n some vodka

That will do the trick

The vodkas for me

Oof.

bleach in his cooncil juice

some folks manage to make it their whole life without ever generating the capacity for thought

I'll have some please.

@Questgiverbest of it most cunts wouldn't know the difference rofl

"Its just lemon flavouring, i swear its not bleach"

Most people dodge water like the plague.

I drink loads of water when I'm at work tbh

Her: ill have a pint of stella
Me, trying to impress her: i also beat my wife

I drink a lot of it. I'd be lost without it.

LOL

Pint of wife beater and a packet of peanut.

LMAO quest i love you

Relevant. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef2-ZqsT7rM

Pint of the juicy is better than wife beater

cheers lads here all week

I like Stella tbh

@Tailed Feature HAHAHAHA not heard that song in ages

No even memeing.

stella is aight but id never choose it

I wouldn't choose it, but I like the strength of it as a lager.

tbh quite like cooncil juice

Turns out there's a doctor in the UK who fixes people who can't burp (like me) on the NHS.

top lad

You can't burp?

Nope. So can't drink lager, fizzy juice etc.

So if you down a vimto.

What happens.

@Pirate Actually it’s around 3 to 4 they start getting smart

evervescent caffeine pils

I'd struggle to breathe.

in water

or finish a big meal in a cartoon