Most people dodge water like the plague.

I drink loads of water when I'm at work tbh

Her: ill have a pint of stella
Me, trying to impress her: i also beat my wife

I drink a lot of it. I'd be lost without it.

LOL

Pint of wife beater and a packet of peanut.

LMAO quest i love you

Relevant. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef2-ZqsT7rM

Pint of the juicy is better than wife beater

cheers lads here all week

I like Stella tbh

@Tailed Feature HAHAHAHA not heard that song in ages

No even memeing.

stella is aight but id never choose it

I wouldn't choose it, but I like the strength of it as a lager.

tbh quite like cooncil juice

Turns out there's a doctor in the UK who fixes people who can't burp (like me) on the NHS.

top lad

You can't burp?

Nope. So can't drink lager, fizzy juice etc.

So if you down a vimto.

What happens.

@Pirate Actually it’s around 3 to 4 they start getting smart

evervescent caffeine pils

I'd struggle to breathe.

in water

or finish a big meal in a cartoon

I thought you'd just spew.

I'd have to make myself spew to relieve the pressure.

That's fucking grim mate. It's shite being you Tailed isn't it.

@spiritupgrades yeah but I live in a low income suburb

Aahh true

I have a massive dong. Swings and roundabouts.

@Pirate the ghetto?

horses can't vomit either

Chickens either

Yer mum can't choke either 😏

pretty much but if the ghetto was just white crackhead flophouses and you could walk the streets during the day through the neighbourhoods

bwack?

@Pirate where you based again mate?

So my student nights out would consist of me drinking cider or lager and every half hour or so going to the toilet and putting my fingers down my throat. Fun times.