Message from @Pirate

Discord ID: 519794398104649728


2018-12-05 08:34:38 UTC  

just make sure you're prepared this time

2018-12-05 08:35:05 UTC  

Ouch pirate. I'll make it long enough then I'll shout "get it up yees" with Tailed in his flat

2018-12-05 08:35:15 UTC  

Tailed was just born an auld man

2018-12-05 08:35:22 UTC  

He was like.

2018-12-05 08:35:24 UTC  

If you want I got an entire list of games we never asked but Got and greedy Dev’s

2018-12-05 08:35:44 UTC  

at the tender age of 36 he was born without a face

2018-12-05 08:35:46 UTC  

No one cares.

2018-12-05 08:35:59 UTC  

He was born at the age of 7

2018-12-05 08:35:59 UTC  

Respect your elders, cunts.

2018-12-05 08:35:59 UTC  

@Questgiver 186 month abortion

2018-12-05 08:36:12 UTC  

Mate. Tailed.

2018-12-05 08:36:13 UTC  

Spending 7 years in the womb, refusing to leave

2018-12-05 08:36:14 UTC  

Exactly.

2018-12-05 08:36:37 UTC  

plan w at that point b wont cut it

2018-12-05 08:36:45 UTC  

I mean it's not that much different from normal development, children aren't really people til at least 5

2018-12-05 08:36:58 UTC  

Wire coathanger n some vodka

2018-12-05 08:37:01 UTC  

That will do the trick

2018-12-05 08:37:08 UTC  

The vodkas for me

2018-12-05 08:37:10 UTC  

Oof.

2018-12-05 08:37:17 UTC  

bleach in his cooncil juice

2018-12-05 08:37:21 UTC  

some folks manage to make it their whole life without ever generating the capacity for thought

2018-12-05 08:37:27 UTC  

I'll have some please.

2018-12-05 08:37:39 UTC  

@Questgiverbest of it most cunts wouldn't know the difference rofl

2018-12-05 08:37:40 UTC  

"Its just lemon flavouring, i swear its not bleach"

2018-12-05 08:37:55 UTC  

Most people dodge water like the plague.

2018-12-05 08:38:09 UTC  

I drink loads of water when I'm at work tbh

2018-12-05 08:38:18 UTC  

Her: ill have a pint of stella
Me, trying to impress her: i also beat my wife

2018-12-05 08:38:24 UTC  

I drink a lot of it. I'd be lost without it.

2018-12-05 08:38:26 UTC  

LOL

2018-12-05 08:38:38 UTC  

Pint of wife beater and a packet of peanut.

2018-12-05 08:38:38 UTC  

LMAO quest i love you

2018-12-05 08:38:52 UTC  

Pint of the juicy is better than wife beater

2018-12-05 08:38:58 UTC  

cheers lads here all week

2018-12-05 08:39:04 UTC  

I like Stella tbh

2018-12-05 08:39:05 UTC  

@Tailed Feature HAHAHAHA not heard that song in ages

2018-12-05 08:39:08 UTC  

No even memeing.

2018-12-05 08:39:28 UTC  

stella is aight but id never choose it

2018-12-05 08:39:42 UTC  

I wouldn't choose it, but I like the strength of it as a lager.

2018-12-05 08:39:43 UTC  

tbh quite like cooncil juice

2018-12-05 08:39:56 UTC  

Turns out there's a doctor in the UK who fixes people who can't burp (like me) on the NHS.