aye aye

Am no tho

Still got that youth. It's running low though.

Knees are giving in

Rip

I was an auld man at 16.

@Tea it's fine mate, the next full moon equinox aint too long off

my knees are giving but thats the rugby

My friends call me old and I am just 23... So... People get old real fast.

you'll make it dont worry

just make sure you're prepared this time

Ouch pirate. I'll make it long enough then I'll shout "get it up yees" with Tailed in his flat

Tailed was just born an auld man

He was like.

If you want I got an entire list of games we never asked but Got and greedy Dev’s

at the tender age of 36 he was born without a face

No one cares.

He was born at the age of 7

Respect your elders, cunts.

@Questgiver 186 month abortion

Mate. Tailed.

Spending 7 years in the womb, refusing to leave

Exactly.

plan w at that point b wont cut it

I mean it's not that much different from normal development, children aren't really people til at least 5

Wire coathanger n some vodka

That will do the trick

The vodkas for me

Oof.

bleach in his cooncil juice

some folks manage to make it their whole life without ever generating the capacity for thought

I'll have some please.

@Questgiverbest of it most cunts wouldn't know the difference rofl

"Its just lemon flavouring, i swear its not bleach"

Most people dodge water like the plague.

I drink loads of water when I'm at work tbh

Her: ill have a pint of stella
Me, trying to impress her: i also beat my wife

I drink a lot of it. I'd be lost without it.

LOL

Pint of wife beater and a packet of peanut.

LMAO quest i love you