hit her in the belly. solving 2 problems at once 😎

**OOFT**

**OOOH**

live with wifey for 26 years now, she's retarded but not worth beating

hard yolk on a fried egg

(and tbh she would fucking kill me)

Cringe

If I hit my wife she'd tie me up in the basement probably

Fuck off dingo

But I wouldn't ever

Rofl

No fuckin excuse

@Liam oh yeah I forgot you're like super old

Disgusting trash do it

seriously, she's a geordie, if I would wake up with my balls on the pillow

Yeah Kebab

@DickshittingCunt Thought we were all for equality

I'd wake up with my balls drained @Liam

I mean I'm gonna end up the sugar mama so hitting me would be pretty dumb 😂

I wouldn't put it above her to drug me

pewdiepie has a secret account on stormfront

sick

Considering she does sometimes

It's hawt

@Papa Pence equity

@DickshittingCunt I'd probably get some industrial grade laxatives.

Men are stronger than women

Nearly all girls don't have political beliefs

sick

Been with my gf almost 3 years, she started off as a rabid SNP

@coattailsandbowties she slips me viagra and god knows what

spitting some hard truffs here

Woah it’s 2018, you can’t say that @DickshittingCunt

wish my ex date raped me

Lol your wife's slipping you LBPs you fuckin cuck

😂 😂

And now she still votes SNP for her constituency, but is now pro nuclear, pro gun, is beginning to realize how fucked certain subsects of society are, and treats dank videos like they're gospel

Unless you're in a genderqueer muscle girl relationship

@Papa Pence

Gonna laugh when the penny drops and she realizes how thick it is to vote snp atm

cool