Message from @coattailsandbowties
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Hit the chug jug instead bro
smh my head
hit her in the belly. solving 2 problems at once π
**OOFT**
**OOOH**
live with wifey for 26 years now, she's retarded but not worth beating
hard yolk on a fried egg
(and tbh she would fucking kill me)
Cringe
If I hit my wife she'd tie me up in the basement probably
Fuck off dingo
But I wouldn't ever
Rofl
No fuckin excuse
@Liam oh yeah I forgot you're like super old
Disgusting trash do it
seriously, she's a geordie, if I would wake up with my balls on the pillow
Yeah Kebab
@DickshittingCunt Thought we were all for equality
I'd wake up with my balls drained @Liam
I wouldn't put it above her to drug me
pewdiepie has a secret account on stormfront
sick
Considering she does sometimes
It's hawt
@Papa Pence equity
@DickshittingCunt I'd probably get some industrial grade laxatives.
Men are stronger than women
Nearly all girls don't have political beliefs
sick
Been with my gf almost 3 years, she started off as a rabid SNP
@coattailsandbowties she slips me viagra and god knows what
spitting some hard truffs here
Woah itβs 2018, you canβt say that @DickshittingCunt
wish my ex date raped me
Lol your wife's slipping you LBPs you fuckin cuck
π π
And now she still votes SNP for her constituency, but is now pro nuclear, pro gun, is beginning to realize how fucked certain subsects of society are, and treats dank videos like they're gospel
Unless you're in a genderqueer muscle girl relationship