@MoperyX I severely doubt you have that wasn't your mother/sister

epic 🔥

sure @Basterix

@MoperyX my woman is legit crazy

i lived with an x for 2 years b4 i told her to kick rocks

I mean she was pregnant as well. Any antenatal appointment will tell you to expect potentially extreme mood swings. The guy is told that the best thing when the woman is irrational is for him to remain as calm as possible. And hitting your wife, knowing she's carrying your child, has just another level of spice to it

Hit the chug jug instead bro

smh my head

hit her in the belly. solving 2 problems at once 😎

**OOFT**

**OOOH**

live with wifey for 26 years now, she's retarded but not worth beating

hard yolk on a fried egg

(and tbh she would fucking kill me)

Cringe

If I hit my wife she'd tie me up in the basement probably

Fuck off dingo

But I wouldn't ever

Rofl

No fuckin excuse

@Liam oh yeah I forgot you're like super old

Disgusting trash do it

seriously, she's a geordie, if I would wake up with my balls on the pillow

Yeah Kebab

@DickshittingCunt Thought we were all for equality

I'd wake up with my balls drained @Liam

I mean I'm gonna end up the sugar mama so hitting me would be pretty dumb 😂

I wouldn't put it above her to drug me

pewdiepie has a secret account on stormfront

sick

Considering she does sometimes

It's hawt

@Papa Pence equity

@DickshittingCunt I'd probably get some industrial grade laxatives.

Men are stronger than women

Nearly all girls don't have political beliefs

sick

Been with my gf almost 3 years, she started off as a rabid SNP

@coattailsandbowties she slips me viagra and god knows what

spitting some hard truffs here

Woah it’s 2018, you can’t say that @DickshittingCunt