Shit what did I do.

Jobby water

I live in the sort of country where you can pee off your front porch and there's a good chance no one will notice

@Dazzie Toilet gonna file a restraining order against your jobbies in future?

sounds like the life to live then

@Hammond_of_Texas Could you shoot off a round and no one would hear?

No

Guns be loud

Awwh

But I can shoot

i live in a suburb just outside of town

Guns are very loud.

Ever did a jobbie so hard that it felt like a water ballon has burst inside the toilet?

right next to a main road

LOL

Fuck sake dazzie

But aye

I have

Like I'm not in a city limits so I can fire a rifle

Like the jobbie is trying to do a holy belly flop @Dazzie

Love it when you shite and the water splashes, kissing you gently on the ringpiece

@Cow will just a pipeline to jobbie into.

i would love a hunting rifle but uk gun laws are whack @Hammond_of_Texas

@V3xxed_G1raff3 You can easily get a hunting rifle in the UK lmao

I got mah rights

@TakeMeToYourDealer like my own personal bidet

yus

The the real mans skilled bidet.

It's legit easy

A poo so magnificent you have to salut it as it sinks like a downed German u-boat.

Sink the Bismark

Have to shit dead centre into the toilet.

@TakeMeToYourDealer yeah but dont you have to re register every 6 months and shit

@V3xxed_G1raff3 You don't

oh

Y'all ever had a shid that is so bad you gotta take a shower after?

well sign me up for killing phesants then

You register each firearm you buy once

Each one, but it's trivial

@Hammond_of_Texas The hell poo