LOLOL

Nigga why would I have to run to town if I were in the center of it. Dumbass

Bethesda more like broke

Hammond lives in nowhere. He has to do his own garbage.

Are you the mole man? Do you live under the town?

@a.pod2994 Shut it you melt

@Tea Melt

Did a big jobbie and sounded like the water got bodied hard.

Shit what did I do.

Jobby water

I live in the sort of country where you can pee off your front porch and there's a good chance no one will notice

@Dazzie Toilet gonna file a restraining order against your jobbies in future?

sounds like the life to live then

@Hammond_of_Texas Could you shoot off a round and no one would hear?

No

Guns be loud

Awwh

But I can shoot

i live in a suburb just outside of town

Guns are very loud.

Ever did a jobbie so hard that it felt like a water ballon has burst inside the toilet?

right next to a main road

LOL

Fuck sake dazzie

But aye

I have

Like I'm not in a city limits so I can fire a rifle

Like the jobbie is trying to do a holy belly flop @Dazzie

Love it when you shite and the water splashes, kissing you gently on the ringpiece

@Cow will just a pipeline to jobbie into.

i would love a hunting rifle but uk gun laws are whack @Hammond_of_Texas

@V3xxed_G1raff3 You can easily get a hunting rifle in the UK lmao

I got mah rights

@TakeMeToYourDealer like my own personal bidet

yus

The the real mans skilled bidet.

It's legit easy

A poo so magnificent you have to salut it as it sinks like a downed German u-boat.

Sink the Bismark

Have to shit dead centre into the toilet.