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If I have anything to say about it.

it asks me to find crocodile sex, i find it crocodile sex, it then complains.

I did not ask for crocodile sex

oh so it was asked for

old people be like "have you seen michael ellis?"

Ive spent the last hour sorting out my music into playlists and that

@Hatter I'll be in my early 40s actually.

how old again are you tailed

@Liam @Tailed Feature boomers the both'n'ya

Hatter how old are you?

I'll outlive all you cunts, me and the magic weed

around 20 ish

in that general area

Awww you're just a little guy

She's already passed her sell by date. The eggs are drying up.

around 20 ish

ooft

when you forget your age

im 21 going on 22 😦

20'ish = early 30's

yeahno

ah there we go

@Liam don't you have an AARP meeting to be at

nice and specific

age is but a state of mind

OAP meeting

doctors appointment for his knees n hips

Hatter is already middle aged because average life expectancy in Dundee is 40.

good that i dont actually live in dundee HUH

ffs, I may have a limp and fucked knees but.......

so is this his midlife crisis then tailed

what was I saying

@Liam go take your glucosamine dad also how the fuck did you get out of the home

taileds just salty because he's old

old man

You live close enough to the jute mills and marmalade factories and whaling ports to be killed by them early.

I actually live really far from all of those

I took em at 8pm with me cheese toasty Kebab

Jute mills?

And the jute mills are all closed down now