Message from @Crow

Discord ID: 522295370001154049


2018-12-12 06:09:56 UTC  

"I'm not a rich white girl"

2018-12-12 06:10:11 UTC  

Ok I just checked

2018-12-12 06:10:12 UTC  

both those wines are on the lower end of the price scale.

2018-12-12 06:10:18 UTC  

scuse me while I sip my bin juice wine out of a box

2018-12-12 06:10:32 UTC  

>having any taste in wine makes you a rich girl

2018-12-12 06:10:34 UTC  

wut

2018-12-12 06:10:34 UTC  

I dont even know what the wine scale is

2018-12-12 06:10:46 UTC  

not much more expensive than own brand, but miles better.

2018-12-12 06:10:55 UTC  

I know wine that doesnt come in a box is too expensive for how shit it tastes and that's my knowledge

2018-12-12 06:11:13 UTC  

you know its good wine if it has a twist off cap

2018-12-12 06:11:36 UTC  

Oh thats another curiosity, is drinking bad 'the night of' or no?

2018-12-12 06:11:46 UTC  

Night of what?

2018-12-12 06:11:51 UTC  

pinot grigio is a good wine, tends to be fairly cheap. check out wine shops and you'll see what I mean, you get bottles for hundreds and this is like a tenner

2018-12-12 06:12:16 UTC  

Riesling

2018-12-12 06:12:35 UTC  

@Crow no more than a glass with dinner I'd say, depending on your tolerances. nothing worse than being drunk, fumbling, not really having fun but feeling bad about it so pretending.

2018-12-12 06:13:13 UTC  

Oh I know, I just mean in the sense of if it will effect the intended 'outcome'

2018-12-12 06:13:33 UTC  

unlikely.

2018-12-12 06:14:36 UTC  

Alright bruv thanks.

2018-12-12 06:14:59 UTC  

@Crow em, lad, a lot of people are on this planet *because* of drinking...

2018-12-12 06:15:07 UTC  

if you're going for the babymaking then you'll need to time it tbh. talk with your gal

2018-12-12 06:15:19 UTC  

time it?

2018-12-12 06:15:32 UTC  

so shes on the blob

2018-12-12 06:16:03 UTC  

there's a window of opportunity for that. and even then it isn't guaranteed. chances of conception are highest about halfway between periods, that's around the ovulation window.

2018-12-12 06:16:09 UTC  

or well not on the blob actually

2018-12-12 06:16:17 UTC  

and I know that Ruger, but many of those offspring are probably as dopey as they are because their parents drank while preggo or something......the drivers ive encountered on the road....

2018-12-12 06:16:25 UTC  

“On the blob” I’m a Geordie and even I’m not that rough haha

2018-12-12 06:16:27 UTC  

just make sure she's happy to come off birth control if she's on it

2018-12-12 06:16:27 UTC  

more peak spermination you need a 3 day downtime for the dude

2018-12-12 06:16:36 UTC  

spermination is a word.

2018-12-12 06:16:54 UTC  

no it isn't, what you mean is insemination.

2018-12-12 06:16:58 UTC  

Talk it through... or just give the condom a cheeky poke and hope

2018-12-12 06:16:59 UTC  

I know what I mean

2018-12-12 06:18:02 UTC  

So if shes excited by the idea of getting frisky in such a scenario then frequent friskyness is better at the midroad between the periods?

2018-12-12 06:18:27 UTC  

What topic is be

2018-12-12 06:18:31 UTC  

AK

2018-12-12 06:18:44 UTC  

after all the thought and planning going into this grand symbolic pump, would be a shame if she doesn't catch a kid like

2018-12-12 06:18:49 UTC  

exactly

2018-12-12 06:18:55 UTC  

Tru

2018-12-12 06:19:08 UTC  

Yes karpo?

2018-12-12 06:19:16 UTC  

Grand symbolic pump...

2018-12-12 06:19:24 UTC  

Are you a lady or a soft boy?